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Autopilot

  • October 03, 2022
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Wake up

Roll over 
Unlock the phone 
Open Instagram 
Scroll…scroll…scroll
Story, story, post, post, story
Baby 
Engagement
New car
New House
Wedding 
Maybe a bible verse 
Monday Motivation 

Time to get out of the bed 

Drag myself to the bathroom
Wash face

Why am I so tired?

Buzz Buzz Buzz Buzz
Bling Bling Bling 
The phone was on snooze, it’s alarming again

Somebody cussing 
Car crash 
Bikini picture, perfect body, bikini picture – BBL
Funny video
Makeup tip
Natural Hair Hack
Someone’s missing
Baby molested
Gas prices up 
Scamming
Digicel Tief/Slow Flow

Already Exhausted

Turn off the alarm again

Where was I?

Brush teeth, look in the mirror
Hair’s a mess
Gel, Moisturizer, brush, comb, gel down into one
Toothbrush – baby hair

WhatsApp…

Did I check WhatsApp?
Checks WhatsApp
Message, message, message
Skim 
Unimportant 
Ignore, ignore, ignore

Where was I?

Panty, bra, 
Shirt, pants
Where’s my deodorant 

Found it

Sunscreen
Phone vibrates
Glance over – 
Dear Customer! 
As of September 1, 2022, your Prime Start Bundle monthly fees will change. For details, text 227 to 137.

Ugh … tired a dem 

Back to it 
Earrings 
Silver or gold 
Silver today
Watch
Purse 
Handbag

Run downstairs

Phone rings 
Upstairs
Sprint back to answer it 
Miss the call 

Open Tiktok 
Dance routine
He cheated!
Woman a Delilah
Battle of the sexes 
HUNNY THESE NIGGAS WILL WASTE YO TIME
Blanket statements made to sound absolute
Loud 
Yuck… 

“Morning Family, see you later!”

Keys, phone – check 

Drive
Park 
Go into the office
Sit & Wait 

Scroll…
If I see one more piece of unsolicited advice, I might scream
Twitter…my place 
Joke, joke, joke 
Controversial topic 
Argument 
Politics
Porn 
Close app quick

Feeling drained…

I haven’t checked my emails yet
Let me look
Promo, promo, promo
Ad 
Nike
Fashionnova
Sale!
Shein
LinkedIn 
WordPress 

Ugh 
Need to remember to unsubscribe to some of these 

 
Whatsapp Notification 
Oops
I forgot to reply to that message –

“Miss Graham, you’re next,” I hear. 

Lock the phone, stand up.

 

Why am I so tired?

1 Comment

    Donna FKN

    3rd Oct 2022 - 8:33 pm

    And you wonder why? 🤣

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